That Bank I Am

With tuition rising,
Costs of books,
You'd think my account
Had been hit by crooks .
So I've been thinking,
And thinking hard today,
There has to be
A better way
To manage my money,
And still have fun,
When homework's done,
And the day's still young.

So I happened upon
Wells Fargo Online® Banking
I signed right up,
My keyboard clanking.
More surprised and delighted
Than one would think,
No more paper statements,
No more ink.
I can get my statements
Online and Free,
I can save a tree,
And have more time for me!

And then I found a golden treasure
No more rulers, abacuses or cups to measure
My Spending Report
Does everything
Except for my coffee, it does not bring.
It comes with my Wells Fargo account,
It's automatic, it's free,
And it collects and summarizes
My Check Card, Credit Card and Bill Pay transactions for me.

It has bells and whistles and bobbles and doodles,
Or maybe I'm confusing it with my pet Noodles.
At any rate, I have more time to play,
G'bye for now, have a fantastic day!