This from paradise:
Kilauea is ready to fall into the ocean, scientists fear
. Well, not actually—the delta formed by continuous lava flow is about to break off the side of the volcano and return to Davy Jones' Locker
.
The good news is that volcanoes are busily forming land masses,
at least over zillions of years. With a little patience, there will be more Hawai'i for more people.
And with more turf comes more life. Lush, tropical life
in paradise.

Not even you have enough patience for this new paradise to appear!
Al, I don't even have enough patience to wait for an elevator.
It's a flaw -- but it doesn't make me a bad person!
Thanks!
That delta is facing california which could mean, Tidal Wave?